“And the Master. Oh! He just showed up again, same as ever.”

“Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?” 

“No, no beard this time. Well, a wife.” 

*sigh*  haha

For those of you who don’t understand the humor, “beard” is a British slang term used for a person who uses another person in order to conceal the fact that they’re homosexual.

“Brave choice, celery. But fair play to you, not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable.”